I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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