His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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