Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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