I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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