when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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