so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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