I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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