I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
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It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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