I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
