i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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