Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Someone stole a lamp last night.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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