haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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