do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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