Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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