Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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