I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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