i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
