I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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