if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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