I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
