matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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