Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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