no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
