If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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