the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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