new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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