pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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