Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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