i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Houston, we have a blender
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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