I love black thongs
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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