And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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