So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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