I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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