just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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