WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
she was so not down for the gang bang
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
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insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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