I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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