Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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