is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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