so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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