so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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