I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hate all girls vehemently.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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