I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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