go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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