OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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