just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
