He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Oh god it's open bar.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
