I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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