Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
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Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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