I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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