Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Randomize
