no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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