Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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