Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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