Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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