Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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