I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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